So this week was alright. I went for a walk at The Ridges and found two cemeteries and got out of there fast after about ten minutes because I couldn’t stop thinking about a zombie hand bursting from the ground and dragging me into the underworld. Although maybe if that happened I’d get to be like a modern day Persephone, or maybe get to be with a really good-looking Lucifer who isn’t so horrible. In other news, I decided to go home this weekend and I’m pretty pumped. Mostly because I’m running out of clothes though and don’t feel like paying three dollars to do laundry. Also my sister said I can have first dibs on the Cap’n Crunch Berries so I know what I’ll be doing this weekend. That’s all folks. I’m out like trout.