Hello my children. Allow Victor to speak more words of wisdom to you.

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Hi again guys. I have some disheartening news to share.

I cheated on Big Mamma’s with Chipotle on Sunday night. I’m currently trying to decide where to take our relationship from this point on, though I’m sure things will certainly be different between us from now on. 

In other news, I announced my return to home this weekend. There was much rejoicing in the kingdom. My loyal subjects are preparing my castle as we speak, with my faithful manservant (who I call Dad) driving my carriage to our fine university on Friday.

Other than that, there isn’t much to speak of going on, other than the shock of learning that we have an IART exam next week. So at least that’ll keep me busy.

Later guys.

-Love, Victor

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