The Tale of Johnny Sphincter

Last week was uneventful and lazy.  The only enjoyable part was watching my roommate hit a squirrel & crash into a trash can.   Woeful and true the squirrel is now missing a leg.  He scurried off and hopefully is still alive.  I tried to turn his leg into the lost and found but sadly they were closed.  My roommate fracture his wrist and rolled his ankle.  He is expected to make a full recovery. That night I had the strangest dream…

As I was walking through the shadow of the valley of death, I took a look at my life realized it has a direct correlation to a lemon. It’s full of color and sweetness, but if you waste it, it become rotten and dark. I became addicted to collecting middle-eastern coins at the age of 13.

Michael Parrett


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